I was minding my own business at the Courthouse. Patiently waiting at a window for some documents.
The man at the window next to me was also waiting, but not for documents, he was waiting for results. He was having a very loud conversation with one of the clerks. Essentially he was trying to convince her that he should get his money back (court costs and the like) because he was recently charged with a felony. (Maybe he only would have asked for 1/2 back if he would have been charged with a misdemeanor).
I became mildly alarmed when I felt a tap on my shoulder, but felt so much better when it turned out my felonious counterpart.
Him: “How you doin”
Me: “I’m well, thank you.”
Very uncomfortable pause while I was being looked up and down…and up and down again
Him: “I’m gettin’ my bread back”
Me: “That’s nice…(eyes back to my phone)”
Him: “Do you roller skate?… you look like you roller skate…””
I’m assuming I had a look of confusion at this point
Him: “I’m gonna take you roller skatin’ Sunday.”
Me: “No you’re not…thank you though” And away from the window I power walked without any documents.
Now if I could just get a normal guy (preferably one I have a crush on, or a movie star, or a Prince) to ask me to go roller skating.